I honestly have nothing but envy for those particular bogans whose voices are so high pitched and nasally that they sound like someone revving a dirtbike, because clearly at this point they have evolved beyond the need for material ownership of possessions, and actually become the human embodiment of their favourite object in the world/preferred mode of transportation.
if you say “vegan leather durag” in the mirror 3 times, iggy azalea materializes out of thin air and says the N-word.
How do I get the emoticon that actually IS one of those rectangles that show up if your device is incompatible with emoticons, so I can trick people into thinking their iPhones are worthless?
Kindness - With You (feat. Kelela)
Big shoutout to Zippyshare for removing to ability to host mp3 files directly, including retroactively doing so for all past uploads, thereby screwing over practically every audio post I’ve ever uploaded to Tumblr. Get fucked, cunts.