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James. Australia.

Everybody knows that the funniest posts are screencaps of YouTube comments where people have unwittingly combined two different expletive-centric directives, eg. “shut the fuck off”, “fuck out”, “shut your fuck” etc.

Hey all, DJ Megabeetz here with an update on my new track. It’s a remix of a little Rihanna feat. Calvin Harris number that you may be familiar with, except I replaced the vocals with audio clips that I recorded in-game on Call Of Duty online. It’s called “We Found Love In A Scope-less Place”. If you play CoD, you’ll get it ;) Well anyway, bye.

This is essential listening.

Sacrilege.

Sacrilege.

Ah yes, just the t-shirt I was looking for. Thanks, Facebook.

Ah yes, just the t-shirt I was looking for. Thanks, Facebook.

morefunthanbeingsad replied to your photo
as long as you’ve had a good durry sesh at some point during the night, nothing’s gonna bring the mood down too much after that, even if some bitch periods on ur beige pants. that’s what i’ve always said.

Words to live by from Joel.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

as a cartoon fisherman i’m contractually obliged to act chagrined when i reel in an old boot. truth is, i love the boots