today’s the day to sit quietly. it’s finally here. today’s the day.
cops SEEM tough but they all have the same attack moves (gun, nightstick) & type (Fighting) so can be easily defeated with the right combination of pokemon
Excitedly, i pulled the spade out of the ground. another clump of dirt! i dug on. yet more clumps of dirt, there for the taking! incredible!
[Using an alternative system of medicine to treat your debilitating illness with highly diluted, like-for-like substances and naturalistic remedies] No homeo.
So it turns out the funniest joke I’ve been able to think of in the past three months is downloading one of those mobile soundboard apps, where the only sound is a clip of Sheldon Cooper saying “Bazinga!”, and playing it after every single line of dialogue in every televised episode of The Big Bang Theory, until anyone within earshot, yourself included, eventually starts to go insane.
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